Moninkertainen Hupi
 

 
23.5.3
 
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen!
 
MH:n tämänkertainen otsikko Kylteissä löytyy on peräisin Sir Tarmolta, joka kolautti iimelilaatikkooni kokoelman hykerryttäviä kylttitekstejä maailmalta. Hän oli puolestaan saanut ne Lady Niinalta Baselista.
 
Kiitokset molemmille!
 
Pistelin huvikseni tekstit erikokoisiin kehyksiin ja leikittelin väreillä. Näette, mitä webissä käytettävällä html-kielellä saa aikaan.
 
Fonteilla ei valitettavasti voi ihmeemmin leikitellä, sillä vain muutaman tavallisimman fontin olemisesta vastaanottajan koneella voi olla edes lähes varma.
 
Niin kehykset, tekstit kuin väritkin syntyvät siis kaikki Teidän selaimissanne: ne eivät ole grafiikkaa, vaan pelkkää html-koodia. Siksi tämä viesti ei ole kooltaan ollenkaan suuri.
 
Grafiikkaa ovat vain MH:n otsikko ja "allekirjoitukseni" - ja tietenkin tausta.
 

 

 
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
 
Our wines
 
leave you nothing
 
to hope for

 
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
 
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret
that you will be unbearable.

 
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel,
across from a Russian Orthodox monastary:
 
You are welcome to visit the cemetery
where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers
are buried daily,
except Thursday.

 
Outside a Paris dress shop:
 
Dresses for street walking

 
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
 
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site
that people of different sex, for instance, men and women,
live together in one tent unless they are married
with each other for that purpose.

 
In a Tokyo Hotel:
 
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing is,
please not to read notis.

 
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
 
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists

 
In a Rome laundry:
 
Ladies,
leave your clothes here
and spend the afternoon
having a good time.

 
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
 
Take one of our horse-driven city tours!
 
We guarantee no miscarriages.

 
In a Swiss mountain inn:
 
Special today - no ice cream.

 
In the window of a Swedish furrier:
 
Fur coats made for ladies
from their own skin

 
In a Japanese hotel:
 
You are invited to take advantage
of the chambermaid

 
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
 
Ladies are requested
not to have children in the bar

 
In the office of a Roman doctor:
 
Specialist in women
and
other diseases

 
From a Japanese information booklet
about using a hotel air conditioner:
 
Cooles and Heates:
 
If you want just condition of warm
in your room,
please control yourself.

 
Italian Hotel Brochure:
 
This hotel is renowned
for its piece and solitude.
 
In fact,crowds
from all over the world
flock here
to enjoy its solitude.

 
On a chinese menu:
 
Special cocktails
for women with nuts

 
Outside a country shop:
 
We buy junk and sell antiques

 
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
 
Would you like to ride
on your own ass?

 
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
 
We take your bags and
send them in all directions

 
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
 
To stop the drip,
 
turn cock to right

 

 
Terveisin
 

 
Sir Arthur
 


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